Monday, August 10, 2009

Oliver's Response To An Earthquake - An Analysis

3.3 Magnitude Earthquake on Sunday. My Response:
(standing in the middle of the room in his underwear)
- Woah. What's going on. The building is moving!
- This must be an earthquake!
(moves to the window to see if he can see the trees shaking)
- Cool!
- Should I hide under my desk or go outside?
(Stands by the window for additional minute contemplating what to do)
- It's over. That was a strange experience.
- I'll go outside to get some beer, maybe I can see some action.

(gets dressed and leaves)

Proper Action in the Case of an Earthquake:
  • Stay inside
  • DROP, COVER, AND HOLD ON! Move only a few steps to a nearby safe place. Take cover under and hold onto a piece of heavy furniture or stand against an inside wall. Stay indoors until the shaking stops and you're sure it's safe to exit. Stay away from windows and doors.
  • DROP, COVER, AND HOLD ON! Move only a few steps to a nearby safe place. Take cover under and hold onto a piece of heavy furniture or stand against an inside wall. Stay indoors until the shaking stops and you're sure it's safe to exit. Stay away from windows and doors.
  • Stay inside
  • DROP, COVER, AND HOLD ON! Move only a few steps to a nearby safe place. Take cover under and hold onto a piece of heavy furniture or stand against an inside wall. Stay indoors until the shaking stops and you're sure it's safe to exit. Stay away from windows and doors.

  • ANALYSIS of Oliver's Response:

    A complete failure.

    I didn't do better during the 6.1 tremor last night. I was laying in bed and contemplated getting up. In the end I decided that it wasn't worth the effort. I was, however, terrified that the curtain rod over my head would come crashing down and knock me out.
    Proper Action: When in bed, cover your head with a pillow!
    Don't just lie there and imagine what happens when the curtain rod hits you.....

    3 comments:

    1. in case of emergncy sit down, crack a beer and enjoy the ride.

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    2. ..I sent emails to all my friend and family last time during a quake that this will be the end of me...
      No one mailed back.....

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    3. why would anyone mail back if it's the end?

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